Future Repeat Promised

Addled senior citizen and noted guilty/pardoned Arizonastan Senate candidate Sheriff Joe has a moment of good oxygen flow and promises to return to the Birth Certificate if elected to the Senate, and look at all those cave-fish white Arizonastanians nod their gray heads in enthusiastic agreement.

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16 Responses to Future Repeat Promised

  1. RWW says:

    But we already know Raphael “Ted” Cruz’s birth certificate proves he was born in Canada and nothing was done to stop him from running for president.

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    • Hell, he had dual citizenship until just a few years ago, AFTER he’d been elected to the Senate.
      But their’s just something about the difference between Obama and Cruz…Hmm, it’s hard to see, maybe if I adjust the lighting…

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  2. Steve-O says:

    Why? Does this senile old git think things will change? That they will make the eight years never happen? Trump is trying to do that and people are fighting back.
    Go away Joe. Hopefully you get put in a rest home that treats you as well as you treated people in your jails.

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    Well, I guess it’s better than telling people about winning the high school football game against hillsdale.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    This to me, is exactly what is wrong with This Country. There are way too many “Brain Dead” people in power and having authority. “Birth Certificate” , still on that kick? Heck, President Obama has been out of office for over a year now, maybe someone could try to get that in his addled brain.
    I understand we have no mandatory retirement age in Politics and I truly think that the greatest of our shame.
    w3ski

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Stick with the grift that works!

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    • Osirisopto says:

      I bet he’s going to go to Hawaii himself to supervise the investigation this time.

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      • Buttemilk Sky says:

        While he’s there, he can look into FDR knowing ALL about Pearl Harbor but doing nothing because he was conspiring with Stalin/Churchill to drag the US into war. It’s one of the right’s golden oldies.

        If this is a vote-getting issue, Arizona must be a real utopia.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        Joe can meet up with Trump’s investigators, unless they’ve wrapped up their Obama project.

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  6. ming says:

    Birth certificate, Bengali, etc….They know they’re full of shit. It’s no use to argue with them.

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  7. roket says:

    I had no idea Sheriff Apron Apricot Arapaho Arpaio was a fiscal conservative. This is an excellent waste of taxpayer money.

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  8. donnah says:

    Arpaio: Proof that the good die young.

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  9. @olymagster says:

    I still wanna see the long form of Melania’s “genius” visa application.

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