News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“Blessed are the piece makers…”

Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, tells us that the Second Amendment is biblical, and all but says that Jeebus packed heat. Or would have!!1!

Certainly gives “Blessed are the Peacemakers” a whole new liturgical meaning. I still prefer my filthy, hippie, loving Jeebus better. You know, they guy who hung out with the ‘hos, always brought the wine to the party,  and kicked the capitalists to the curb. Sumpin’ tells me that Jeebus would not be down with this.

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I don’t know why they bother with the Gentle Nazarene. Ares is a much better fit, or maybe Moloch or Mammon.

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    Second ammendment, meet the second coming; no one gets out alive.

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    • tengrain says:

      Oneofthebobs – that should be the tagline for the Fourth Reich. I think you have a talent for these kinds’a things!




  3. Nangleator says:

    Took Him only 1780 odd years to get it scribbled down?


  4. Osirisopto says:

    Hold on. Jesus killing Santa Claus?

    Wtf? I thought Santa was white.


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  7. E.A. Blair says:

    What Republican Jesus said was “Blessed are the Colt Peacemakers”.


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