Happy Hour News Briefs
Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, tells us that the Second Amendment is biblical, and all but says that Jeebus packed heat. Or would have!!1!
Certainly gives “Blessed are the Peacemakers” a whole new liturgical meaning. I still prefer my filthy, hippie, loving Jeebus better. You know, they guy who hung out with the ‘hos, always brought the wine to the party, and kicked the capitalists to the curb. Sumpin’ tells me that Jeebus would not be down with this.