The Morning Quote

The only bang Frothy ever enjoyed.


“How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that,” Santorum said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

“…They took action to ask someone to pass a law,” Santorum said. “They didn’t take action to say, ‘How do I, as an individual, deal with this problem? How am I going to do something about stopping bullying within my own community? What am I going to do to actually help respond to a shooter?’… Those are the kind of things where you can take it internally, and say, ‘Here’s how I’m going to deal with this. Here’s how I’m going to help the situation,’ instead of going and protesting and saying, ‘Oh, someone else needs to pass a law to protect me.'”

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21 Responses to The Morning Quote

  1. 😂😂😭😭😭 This is fucking rich. Who needs gun control when you can learn CPR! Next he’ll be saying that American is run rampant with teenage vigilantes in the event that someone takes his stupid advice.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    Santorum’s next suggestion — More dodge ball. It’ll help the kids to dodge bullets. Whoops, no more phys ed due to budget cuts. Nevermind.

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  3. Frothy and his ilk are butt-clenching-ly, pantswetting-ly, cold-sweating-ly, waking-up-in-existential-terror-at-3-AM a-skeered of these kids when they start voting, which for many is THIS NOVEMBER, and for the vast majority of the rest will be 2020.

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  4. another kiwi says:

    Cripes didn’t they ever think about growing an Titanium exoskeleton! Kids these days


  5. Abu Scooter says:

    “Learn CPR,” sayeth the wingnut so offensive, his last name got turned into a swear word.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Osirisopto says:

    Since our State relies upon perpetual war to keep the cash registers full how to do battle dressings, and field amputations while under fire is now an AP course available to HS juniors and seniors.

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  7. roket says:

    Bakers who refuse to bake gay wedding cakes appear to be nervous about that remark. They don’t want to have to take diversity training but they sure as hell want someone to pass a law. Frigging douchebag.


  8. another kiwi says:

    Oops, the Frothmeister, to the surprise of us all, is talking through his ass.

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  9. RWW says:

    Take One: Expecting lawmakers to pass laws and fulfill Constitutional duties to protect society is SO UNFAIR!!1!!

    Take Two: Stupid kids, just leave the job of writing legislation to the NRA lobbyists.


  10. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The obvious solution would be to start a Gofundme campaign to provide every female student with bracelets.


    • Karla says:

      I never saw that episode.
      And I never knew that Frau Blucher was Wonder Woman’s mom! Now it all makes sense.


  11. Mike from Boston says:

    He didn’t say CPR classes, he said **blah** classes and it sounded like something else. Duh…

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  12. Steve-O says:

    Ricky, are you upset that you saw the future of politics, saw a charismatic and intelligent young woman named Emma, and realized YOU ARE NOTHING?
    It happens.


  13. Perturbation says:

    Lazy fucking kids. As if your government has nothing better to do than waste its time serving your needs and interests.


  14. Condi says:

    I’d be happy to take responsibility for the true problem; all it would entail is taking Santorum out behind the barn…


  15. moeman says:

    He should’ve given the fetus CPR but it now only lives in a mason jar.

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  16. Pupienus Maximus says:

    One of the very last things I did as a Pennyslavian was to help vote him out of office. Wish I had kept the bumper sticker some wag made, which capitalized on Frothy’s campaign design – the font and coloring. The text was “dump Rick Santorum” but couldn’t be read as anything but “dum prick Santorum.”


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