Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac
Comrade Preznint Stupid picks his fights carefully.
Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case…don’t believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted. Problem is that a new……
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018
Just like all the A-list performers who demanded to be included in your inauguration? But I interrupted. Please continue
….lawyer or law firm will take months to get up to speed (if for no other reason than they can bill more), which is unfair to our great country – and I am very happy with my existing team. Besides, there was NO COLLUSION with Russia, except by Crooked Hillary and the Dems!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018
You may recall that last week, Prznint Stupid’s lead lawyer, John Dowd, resigned shortly after Stupid announced that Pravda Fox News’ husband-wife tag-team ambulance chasers Joe diDenova and Victoria Toensing (Yes. That. Toensing.) would join the team. Judge Judy and Judge Napolitano were busy?
But, you know, high-profile lawyers are rushing to join the team… say, what?
I can confirm that @gibsondunn and Theodore B. Olson will not be representing @realDonaldTrump
— Ted Boutrous (@BoutrousTed) March 20, 2018
UPDATE: 4 defense attorneys at different large law firms have been approached to join Trump’s legal defense team in recent weeks. All 4 turned him down.
— Katelyn Polantz (@kpolantz) March 22, 2018
So I guess it really is like the A-list performers who wouldn’t be associated with your inauguration, eh Comrade?
Maybe someone should check the bushes outside the East Room, where Sean Spicer tried to hide. I bet you will find those sneaky lawyers! (They’re just a bit shy,is all.)
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To be fair, even lawyers like to get paid, and tRump has a reputation of stiffing the help.
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It’s been my experience that attorneys generally refuse to take cases that can’t be won.
I’d like to believe they are great patriots, but it’s easier to believe they aren’t stupid.
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Who could have possibly predicted that the boy who cries wolf via twitter would ever have trouble finding help? Boggles the mind.
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“some are conflicted”
Yes, I believe the conflict is between choosing an 10 foot or going for the jumbo 12 foot pole.
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They’re trying to rent someone else’s.
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A quote I saw: “He doesn’t listen and he doesn’t pay.”
Too bad Ted Nugent or Sarah Palin never went to law school.
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People who are seeking fortune want to get paid.
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There’s always Douchowitz
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So is he planning on stiffing his lawyers or is he planning on having the US Treasury pay them? I am so confused, here.
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After he’s jailed, he can get plenty of legal advice from all the other innocent residents, eh ?
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I hear he’s inquiring about Joe Pesci’s availability.
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