Aren’t Re-Runs Supposed To Be In The Summer?

Your Kind Cannot Serve Here

It has come to our attention on a Friday Night that Comrade Trump, the Russian Usurper, has run out of distractions and so is re-running some of his greatest hits: The Trans Troops Ban.

Anyway, Mr. Support Our Troops tells us in his mewling justification that trans people are not lethal enough (or sumpin’?), thus insulting the current service members. You don’t need the Enigma machine to decode the real intent and Mike Pence’s involvement.

We suspect that Comrade Stupid is trying to distract 1) from signing the budget bill he threatened to veto and B) from the upcoming Stormy Daniels 60-Minutes interview, and while he’s at it, spray some squid ink as he flees (fleas?) to Merde-a-Lardo for golf before the Parkland kids arrive en masse in DC.

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5 Responses to Aren’t Re-Runs Supposed To Be In The Summer?

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    He was entirely ready to stick to his promise to veto the budget bill, until an aide pointed out to him that if the gov’t. shut down, (for the THIRD time!), he wouldn’t be able to go golfing this weekend.
    About face! Advance to the rear! (NEVER call it a retreat.)

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  2. roket says:

    Comrade Preznint Stupid is getting pretty good at creating enemies instead of friends. Keep up the good work, Dorko.

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  3. donnah says:

    I wish that every single Representative and Senator had to sit in front of a Jumbotron and watch the feeds from every city across the country. We are coming for you. We want gun laws that work. Make it happen.

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  4. paul fredine says:

    he thought that by not being near the largest of marches he couldn’t hear them (especially on the 9th green) and they didn’t exist and he could tweet, as he tried with the women’s march, that they were a great celebration of his agenda. cheers to the @2000 people who followed him to make their voices heard.


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