Your Kind Cannot Serve Here
It has come to our attention on a Friday Night that Comrade Trump, the Russian Usurper, has run out of distractions and so is re-running some of his greatest hits: The Trans Troops Ban.
Anyway, Mr. Support Our Troops tells us in his mewling justification that trans people are not lethal enough (or sumpin’?), thus insulting the current service members. You don’t need the Enigma machine to decode the real intent and Mike Pence’s involvement.
We suspect that Comrade Stupid is trying to distract 1) from signing the budget bill he threatened to veto and B) from the upcoming Stormy Daniels 60-Minutes interview, and while he’s at it, spray some squid ink as he flees (fleas?) to Merde-a-Lardo for golf before the Parkland kids arrive en masse in DC.