News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jeebus weeps

Hey guys, you remember the Firefighter-Prophet dude, Mark Taylor? You know, the guy who warned us that the Illuminati and Free Masons were coming for the vital juices of the residents of Possum Hollar what with frequency rays that change DNA and whatnot?

Well, Liberty University (Trump U with accreditation?) has a film school and they are gonna make a movie about him!

“The film, which is slated to be released in October, is the true story of an ex-firefighter named Mark Taylor who in 2011, while recovering from PTSD, had a vision that Donald Trump would be President…

“The message the film’s producer and financier Rick Eldridge wants to get across is how there is power in prayer and the impact it can have on a group of people mixed with patriotism.

“I really want it to be a patriotic, a God and country message that we can understand,” Eldridge said. “The best thing I can take away is when people leave the theater they are really feeling proud about their country and the things God has blessed us with.”

I’m so surprised that Y’all Qaeda Studios mogul, Frothy Santorum, hasn’t signed it for distribution.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Steve-O says:

    No mention of his holiness Vlad Putin and how he is more American than any Democrat?

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  2. donnah says:

    I can’t wait to not see it!

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Released just in time for the Blue Wave!

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  4. Nora Daly says:

    I smell failure and flop!

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  5. paul fredine says:

    starring kevin sorbo as taylor (note the likeness or maybe it’s just the ‘stache and the bloating) and kirk cameron as ‘the voice of god’? i’m sure they’ll find a role for chachi.

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  6. roket says:

    That’s odd. In 2011 I had a vision that Hillary would be elected President, however, evidently, my vision did not take into consideration Russian meddling or the republican Antichrist they chose to represent them. Obviously, Mark Taylor did consider those things which tells me he’s a member of the Illuminati. Wake up sheeple.

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  7. RWW says:

    To quote a Supreme Court Justice: I know pornography when I see it.

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  8. osirisopto says:

    ““Commander” comes after the program’s first feature film “Extraordinary,” and a series of short films. “Commander” is an adaptation of the book “The Trump Prophecies.””

    The Trump Prophesies. 😐

    Look, after thirty odd years he’s still trying to get down his oldest daughters pants, his youngest daughter won’t get within arms reach of him, the only reason his third wife isn’t divorcing him is that his attorney finally got a prenup right and his choice of “girlfriends” rivals that of a drunken frat boy who ran out of hand lotion and kleenex.

    I seriously doubt trumps concept of future consequences – for [i]anything[/i] – has ever extended beyond dropping his pants.

    Thanks, Constantine.
    (God, I hate x-tians.)

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  9. HarpoSnarx says:

    BIGGER THAN Atlas Shrugged!

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