Happy Hour News Briefs
Hey guys, you remember the Firefighter-Prophet dude, Mark Taylor? You know, the guy who warned us that the Illuminati and Free Masons were coming for the vital juices of the residents of Possum Hollar what with frequency rays that change DNA and whatnot?
Well, Liberty University (Trump U with accreditation?) has a film school and they are gonna make a movie about him!
“The film, which is slated to be released in October, is the true story of an ex-firefighter named Mark Taylor who in 2011, while recovering from PTSD, had a vision that Donald Trump would be President…
“The message the film’s producer and financier Rick Eldridge wants to get across is how there is power in prayer and the impact it can have on a group of people mixed with patriotism.
“I really want it to be a patriotic, a God and country message that we can understand,” Eldridge said. “The best thing I can take away is when people leave the theater they are really feeling proud about their country and the things God has blessed us with.”
I’m so surprised that Y’all Qaeda Studios mogul, Frothy Santorum, hasn’t signed it for distribution.