BREAKING: Trump Threatens Shutdown

The Shadow Knows!

Before we get to our more thoughtful programming, WTF is the matter now?

So lets get this straight: YOU did this to the Dreamers, YOU told everyone that Mexico would pay for your stupid wall, YOU caused all this.

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11 Responses to BREAKING: Trump Threatens Shutdown

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The way this government is going, maybe a shutdown is a good thing. Hell, just turn out the lights and lock up for good.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Perhaps Congress could come up with a spending bill that they could all agree on that just shuts down the executive branch. Sorry Donnie Darkheart, your office is temporarily closed. You can’t veto the bill until your office reopens. Of course, he can’t sign it into law in that case either. Perhaps if funding is included for a Presidential weekend golf trip and we don’t tell him what else is in bill. After all, it’s not like he’s going to actually read the thing before he signs it.

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    Ferfucksake he’s still doing whatever the last person who talked to him says.

    I wonder what would happen if he saw an episode of game of thrones?

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  4. Also, dumb fuck, continually blaming the Democrats for not fixing DACA while your shit-flinging howler monkeys control the House ain’t ever going to happen. Wanna see DACA fixed? Go out and campaign heavily for the GOP this round! Pay special attention toe Senate races too!

    Then when we control the legislative body you’ll get a DACA fix.

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  5. roket says:

    Blaming Democrats for a bill written in secret by republicans? Classic.conservative pretzel logic.

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  7. donnah says:

    Nobody read that thing. Trump could’t read it, either; TL, not enough pictures or DJT in it. He was just pissed about what got in and he wanted to come across as some benevolent dictator, letting it pass so the military could get a boost. you know, the soldiers who risk life and limb for the protection of our country? The ones who don’t have bone spurs? The ones the Trump Administration ignores when they are ambushed or have PTSD or legs blown off? He only wants to see the shiny new tanks and nuclear submarines.

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