G’Bye Blake, We Hardly Knew Ye

Blake Farenthold: He’s too sexxxy for his onesies

Texas GOP Rep. Blake Farenthold is considering stepping down from Congress before the end of his term. He already announced he would not run again, after being called out for behavior unbecoming of a gentleman.

Stacey Daniels, Farenthold’s spokesman, said Tuesday afternoon, “The Congressman has no plans to resign at this time.”

If Farenthold takes his cheese sandwich and roadmap earlier than expected, it means ANOTHER special election. His district includes parts of Austin, so it might be another win for Team Blue.

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8 Responses to G’Bye Blake, We Hardly Knew Ye

  1. moeman says:

    Is Stacey related to Stormy? (asking for a friend)

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  2. Maybe we hardly knew him, but sadly all the eyebleach in the world will let us forget him…

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Wikipedia says this dazzling urbanite is married. Maybe that’s their wedding photo.

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  4. Edward Kulavick says:

    HEY!! Waaaait a minute. Did this guy ever pay back the 84 Grand he used to pay for his sexual harassment problems?

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  5. purplehead says:

    That is the iconic photo of the Republican Party.

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