Because We Love A Good Correction

First, let’s look at the problem, as presented by unhinged theocrat Lance Wallnau, in his own words:

“So all these kids marching and having their posters made and organized; this is, in my opinion, it’s as dangerous as Hitler raising up the Brownshirt Hitler Youth and forcing them to become politicized and weaponized. “

You know, saying that everyone who participated in a gun safety protest, bravely led by the Parkland kids, is a brownshirt, Hitler Youth.

And now the correction:

“I was attacked by liberal media for saying in this broadcast that the national protest of students, especially those of ages 10-14 yrs old was a shockingly aggressive and outrageous political mobilization from the Democratic Party. I likened the phenomena of agitating and mobilizing youth to the rise of National Socialist “brown shirts” in Germany. The liberal media went nuts when I said this and my “google alerts” started buzzing.

“So for the record, let me correct myself and apologize for an error in my language. I didn’t mean that the left were trying to turn our sons and daughters into “brown shirts.” I meant to say they are trying to turn our sons and daughters into their “Hitler Youth.”

“I hope this correction brings greater calm.”

Yeah, the problem is totally solved by leaving out the brownshirt part.

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9 Responses to Because We Love A Good Correction

  1. Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’ just an asshole trollin’

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  2. roket says:

    He was forced to make the correction. Everybody knows that the left wears bright rainbow colors with flowers in their hair and the right have already laid claim to the color brown, with a matching yellow silk flag, which symbolizes the workship of the snake from the Garden of Eden. Or something.


  3. Osirisopto says:

    Yep those bleeding heart liberals are all fascists killers.

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  4. Steve-O says:

    Funny, when it is the right indoctrinating- I mean “guiding”- the yutes it is all okey-dokey.
    But then the yutes learn to have an opinion of their own that doesn’t go with the right, and whoa nelly.

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  5. E.A. Blair says:

    So kids of high school age are old enough to be fucked by Roy Moore, but they’re not old enough to not want to die.


  6. quakerinabasement says:

    Yeah, but what Jeebus said was most important was guns.


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