Tweet, Twit, Twat (UPDATED)

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

“Run, little Trumpling, run!”

Let’s try to get up to date with where we let off:

Is this the shart heard around the world:

Comrade Prznint Stupid has cried witch hunt! in the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, but on Sunday he directly attacked Robert  Mueller and described his team of investigators as hardened Democrats.

Mueller himself is a registered Republican, appointed to run the FBI by Chimpy McStagger, and other members of his team are from both parties. So, you know, another LIE. (Spare me the false statement construction, media. A lie is a lie is a lie.)

Then on Saturday morning, one of Comrade Stupid’s lawyers, John Dowd, fired off a statement to The Daily Beast hoping — praying — for an end to the investigation.

Trump followed up by tweeting that “the Mueller probe should never have been started.” The WaPo said Comrade Stupid escalated his assault on federal law enforcement agencies

Dowd said he was speaking on the president’s behalf  as his counsel, but in a matter of minutes, Dowd walked that back and said he was speaking for himself.

Comrade stupid has some really dumb lawyers.

Axios:

After a weekend of increasingly personal and vocal battles with Mueller, the White House extended an awkward olive branch on Sunday night, with White House lawyer Ty Cobb issuing this statement:

  • “In response to media speculation and related questions being posed to the Administration, the White House yet again confirms that the President is not considering or discussing the firing of the Special Counsel, Robert Mueller.”
  • But that’s too late. Veering from the White House legal strategy of cooperating with Mueller, Trump attacked him by name on Twitter, seeking to discredit the eventual findings with Republican supporters.
  • Someone familiar with the process said that was presidential frustration, and that the Trump team continues its ongoing dialogue with Mueller.

Anyway, Comrade Stupid’s tweets prompted some Republicans to warn him against attacking Mueller. Most in the GOP remained silent and therefore complicit, just as they did after Stupid cheerleaded the firing of Andrew McCabe on Friday night.

Meanwhile, we learned that McCabe made notes about his encounters with the prznint…

James Comey’s book, “A Higher Loyalty,” out April 17, went from #15 on Amazon’s best sellers on Saturday morning, to #1 by Sunday.

Water is wet!!! — Russians went to the polls and Pooty-Poot has won another 6-year term by nearly unanimous consent (shocking!).

And I think that brings us up-to-date. Phew!

UPDATE 1: It’s baaaa-ack:

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9 Responses to Tweet, Twit, Twat (UPDATED)

  1. “Hardened Democrats” If the GOP doesn’t rebuke him for explicitly calling the political opposition in this country ‘terrorists’, we’re in real WTF territory.

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  2. roket says:

    Comrade Preznint Stupid has the republican party by the balls. And they LIKE it. That’s why I can completely understand why the Horndog in Chief would think that if you’re not a ‘yes’ man then you must be a Democrat.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    So much the caricature of a spoiled brat aimlessly kicking a rock and saying “I didn’t do it” over and over again. Sad!
    w3ski

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    What’s coming first? Indictment or stroke, Donnie. Close call.

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    • Bruce388 says:

      A stroke would avoid a knock-down, drag-out legal fight….

      How about some salt with those Big Macs, Donnie?

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  5. Osirisopto says:

    Hardend Democrats?

    Hes freaking delusional.

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