She is Divorcing Junior…

You gotta dance with them whut brung you.

because she doesn’t want to be a bigamist when he becomes a prison bride (only guessing):

“Donald Trump Jr., President Trump’s eldest child and the father of five himself, is being sued for divorce by his wife Vanessa.

“Vanessa Trump, 40, a former model and actress who married Trump Jr. in 2005, filed late Thursday in New York for an uncontested divorce, according to the court docket. Uncontested means there likely won’t be a fight over custody or assets, according to the reports. “

Lookit, if you were married into a grifter family that was being investigated, you’d want to get the divorce and alimony set right now before they all go off to the pokey and have their assets seized. (Only guessing, but does seem odd on the same day that Mueller subpoenas the Trump Company records that this would happen.)

And yes: we all deserve some Schadenfreude.

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11 Responses to She is Divorcing Junior…

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Yep, he’s Daddy’s boy.


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    She caught him cheeting, by which I mean she found him in bed with a dead cheetah.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    She must have married for the money.

    Or drugs.

    Really, really good drugs.


  4. Steve-O says:

    Once the bloom of the ceremony was over and she looked at that picture, time was counting down.
    She saw what she married into, and that thimble sized gene pool and all.


  5. There goes spousal privilege!

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
  7. well, for fuck’s sake, who wouldn’t?


  8. A. says:

    Jebus. That photo. The bride looks great but those others…?

    Take the money and run, honey. You certainly deserve it. If they give you any crap show up at the hearing with Michael Wolff. And your new publisher.


    • paul fredine says:

      i agree about the photo. she has that ‘deer in the headlights’ look as if she’s just at that moment questioning what she’s gotten herself into. i mean, junior with a mullet? that should have been a dead give away. plus eric’s ‘duh, yup’ grin, a sign that the gene pool is slowly draining.


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