…because she doesn’t want to be a bigamist when he becomes a prison bride (only guessing):
“Donald Trump Jr., President Trump’s eldest child and the father of five himself, is being sued for divorce by his wife Vanessa.
“Vanessa Trump, 40, a former model and actress who married Trump Jr. in 2005, filed late Thursday in New York for an uncontested divorce, according to the court docket. Uncontested means there likely won’t be a fight over custody or assets, according to the reports. “
Lookit, if you were married into a grifter family that was being investigated, you’d want to get the divorce and alimony set right now before they all go off to the pokey and have their assets seized. (Only guessing, but does seem odd on the same day that Mueller subpoenas the Trump Company records that this would happen.)
And yes: we all deserve some Schadenfreude.