Handsome Devil Larry Kudlow: You’re Hired!

Shouty Larry Kudlow shouts

Comrade Trump has officially chosen shouty CNBC television personality, Reagan-era TV economist who blew Chimpy’s financial disaster—along with every other call he’s ever made— Larry Kudlow to replace the soon-to-be departed living volley ball, Gary Cohn (seriously, he could have played Wilson in Castaway!), as Chairman of the National Economic Council.

When the Russian Usurper called Kudlow to give him the news, Trump told Kudlow “You’re looking handsome, Larry,” because in Reality TeeVee what else matters?

And Kudlow has accepted.

For a president who gets his national security news not from daily briefings but from the crotch couch at Petunia & Pals, this moron is the perfect guy to dole out economic advice.


Kudlow has a track record that was too good for Prznint Stupid to pass by, you know, with Kudlow’s time in St. Ronnie’s administration bleating and mewling VooDoo economics that have never once worked. Allegedly Kudlow stopped taking drugs in the Reagan Years.

He may regret THAT decision soon.


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9 Responses to Handsome Devil Larry Kudlow: You’re Hired!

  1. roket says:

    Um, trickle down economics works for Russian pee hookers, does it not? Also too, the NYSE Obama Bump is officially over. Hold on.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    Sam Brownback wasn’t available? He screwed up Kansas royally so now he’s ready for the big leagues.


  3. Time to cash out and stock up on Rubles and Yuan – as Larry “Things Go Better With Coke” Kudlow may start making Ben Carson look like a brain surgeon.

    PS – i wouldnt let “Dr” Carson (or his friend Jesus) put a band aid on me, no less open my brain.

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  4. tomshefchik says:

    We used to scream with laughter at Larry during the W Bush years every day. He would go on air raving how now, today, the economy is going to take off! Like rocket fuel! To the moon! W Bush is the greatest economist ever! Sometimes it was a drinking game, but it happened continuously right up until the crash. Kudlow is just your typical incompetent know-nothing GOPer.


  5. Batman 54 says:

    Bill Kristol of Wall St.


  6. paul fredine says:

    i must admit that he does have more ‘experience’ than any of dumpy’s cabinet members had when they took their positions (i.e. on their knees).


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