Happy Hour News Briefs
The Almond Joy of conspiracy theorists, Liz Crokin (because sometimes you feel like a nut), wants us to know that Bolognese Sauce enthusiast John Podesta’s days as a free man are numbered!
“There’s lots of chatter John Podesta was arrested today or will be tomorrow… Who knows for sure. What I do know is that John Podesta WILLL [sic] be arrested very soon no matter what! That I can guarantee. I don’t want to rule tomorrow out, it’s definitely possible.”
(I really love the disclaimer, who knows for sure. Also/too: posted on March 10; he still roams the earth unencumbered.)
Bolognese sauce is not a crime, Liz.