Bang! Comrade Trump Kills Gun Control

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Slaughter

Hey guys, remember that time the Russian Usurper stood up to Congress and the NRA and declared that the reason they never passed gun control legislation was that they were afraid of the NRA?

“In an exchange during a meeting of a bipartisan group of senators at the White House, Trump asked Sens. Joe Manchin of West Virginia and Toomey if their background check bill they authored in the aftermath of a shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 included a provision that would have raised the age at which individuals could purchase rifles from 18 to 21.

“Toomey said it did not.

“You know why? Because you’re afraid of the NRA,” Trump said.”

I mention this only because today Comrade Stupid has released his School Safety plan and you’ll never guess what it is missing!

Age limits.

It’s also worth remembering that brave, brave, Comrade Stupid met with the NRA between when he told Congressional Republicans that they were scared of them and when he dropped asking for age restrictions.

But, you know, he is also now calling for teachers to be armed. So the problem with guns in school is that there are not enough guns.

So you see, he’s totally stood up to the NRA and is giving them everything they want.


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5 Responses to Bang! Comrade Trump Kills Gun Control

  1. “Encourage veterans and retired cops to become teachers”.

    Yeah that’ll work. because anybody can be a teacher, doncha know…

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  2. Retired cops and veterans will of course have full financial support as they pursue the education needed for a baccalaureate, credential program, and student teaching. Teaching is such a lucrative field, especially during the starting years, it’s a wonder we aren’t over run with applicants.
    These assholes think all you have to do is give ex-military and ex-paramilitary some shorts, a polo shirt, and a whistle and voila! instant gym teacher. Leaving aside how unsuitable the mindsets instilled by those professions are for becoming educators of children. Makes my head hurt.

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  3. roket says:

    Evidently, Insurance Companies aren’t afraid of the NRA. They appear to be giving some pretty strong blowback on this issue. I would recommend to conservatives, that as punishment, we go to a single-payer healthcare system.


  4. Feline Mama says:

    Damn, Pretend potus, your dick must be very long & stretched out from the nra who keeps yanking on it. Do you have to wrap it up in a pillowcase & wrapped around your LARGE ass? Do you have to shove it back up your rectum?
    In case people haven’t grasped it, I TOTALLY HATE THIS DEPLORABLE POS!


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