Trump Waves Kim’s Missile In Stormy Daniels’ Face

“I ran so faaaaaaar awaay-ay-ay…”

I’m not gonna say that Comrade Stupid deliberately used NK nuclear aspirations to knock the Stormy Daniels story off the front pages, but, you know…

There are three ways to get a narcissist like Comrade Stupid to do anything:

  1. Tell him it’s never been done before.
  2. Tell him the lawyers would never allow it.
  3. Tell him the establishment would go crazy.

…and before you know it, he’s taken off the Eclipse glasses and is starring into the sun.

I can only imagine what could go wrong when these two meet face-to-face. First off, Comrade Stupid won’t prepare, he will wing it: he believes that his singular charisma and “talent”  can solve the world’s most intractable problems, but he isn’t willing to spend the time to so much as study the problem. He’ll have Brian Kilmeade in his mind, imagining how Petunia & Pals will cover it.

NK has a track record of negotiating these things and then doing whatever they want (just ask Chimpy how they got their plutonium game going):

“The regime may promise to do so but history shows it has a poor record of upholding such pledges. In 1994 it signed the Agreed Framework to freeze its plutonium weapons programme in exchange for aid. The deal collapsed in 2002 amid US intelligence revelations that the regime was secretly pursuing a uranium enrichment programme. In 2005 Pyongyang committed to de-nuclearisation following multilateral talks; it tested its first nuclear device the very next year.”

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8 Responses to Trump Waves Kim’s Missile In Stormy Daniels’ Face

  1. The deal collapsed in 2002 amid US intelligence revelations that the regime was secretly pursuing a uranium enrichment programme.

    Well to be honest, this was after chimpy mcstagger reneged on the 1994 agreement and stopped shipping oil and food to NK, then pronounced them part of the ‘Axis of Evil’ (may David Frum roast in hell), and Trump would never renege on a deal he made, right?

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  2. 9thousandfeet says:

    Could be a canny move by Kim.
    Kim knows Trump is crazy enough to launch a strike agains NK as a diversion from his emerging domestic troubles, so committing to suspend testing while negotiations are ongoing does remove Trump’s excuse for doing exactly that.

    Kim may figure he’s simply buying some time for Stormy-Mueller Inc. to take Trump down, at which point NK could resume their customary friskiness with the replacement administration.

    I remain unpersuaded that Stormy-Mueller will actually accomplish Trump’s undoing, personally, but that’s a different discussion.
    The tariff thing, and now this get-the-other-wierd-haircut-guy-to-the-table thing, is going to boost Trump’s polling numbers, just you watch, and thereby even more firmly place the GOP’s electoral base in a hypnotic headlock.
    They’ll continue to fly air cover for him no matter what Stormy-Mueller come up with. They have no place else to go, politically.
    They’re all-in, even if that means a possible lame-duck GOP controlled Congress flying air cover as Trump tries to declare uncongenial mid-term election results null and void on spurious “voter fraud” grounds.

    This guy ain’t Nixon, I’ll say it again. He’s not just gonna quit without throwing every kitchen sink he can find, and the GOP has to choose between covering for him, or walking right into a destructive party schism.

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    • ming says:

      I also doubt that there is any corruption, evidence of wrong doing, or scandal that will take trump down. The GOP proves on a daily basis that there is no malfeasance that they won’t accept. On the other hand, if he scares or pisses off their corporate overlords, that might do the trick. Best government that money can buy.

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    • roket says:

      If they do declare uncongenial mid-term election results null and void, which is a distinct possibility with all this unrestricted Russian hacking going on, then we truly have become a banana republic and the yutes of today will go bonkers.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Trump’s a sucker for his face on the side of a building. A lit bowling ball can generate positive results, too. Maybe they can trade their Stormy Daniels DVDs.

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