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Happy International Women’s Day!

You’ll never guess how the Theocrats are celebrating it…

True Motherhood Will Clash With Feminist Theme on March 8th

Oh, dear.

“International Women’s Day (March 8) is upon us once again. Feminists will use the occasion to push their radical agenda…

“In contrast, Lady Day is also celebrated on March 8th.”

Lady Day? Isn’t that Billie Holiday, the best jazz singer of the 20th century! Tell us more!

“This year’s Lady Day will honor the sublime and sacrificial calling of motherhood, both physical and spiritual; a women’s most noble vocation in life.

“Participants are encouraged to celebrate this pure and sacrificial aspect of motherhood by visiting a shrine of the Blessed Mother and getting together with other ladies for tea at home or in a tea house.”

Oh, wait. That’s entirely different. Never mind.

“Started by the Socialist movement in 1911, International Women’s Day gatherings reveal a diabolical hatred for God as they seek to smash the essential role of women in Christian civilization.”

Hubba-hubba, I gotta find some of that! They sound like my kind of friends!

“This self-centered rebellion celebrates vulgarity, immodesty and rejects all things traditionally seen as feminine. This feminism leads to abortion and the suppression of motherhood. Women are encouraged to turn their backs on home life in favor of the empty promises of worldly careers, immorality and birth-control.”

Anyway, you might be surprised to learn that the article is written by a man, because who better to explain to The Skirts what they should be doing to celebrate women, by staying in the home pregnant.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    O.M.G. Feminists with radical agendas and I bet he still opposes gun control.

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  2. donnah says:

    How do these dinosaurs still survive? Shouldn’t they be buried under bedrock somewhere? Please?

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  3. MDavis says:

    Does anyone know how these folks feel about stay-at-home fathers? Is this, also, a “sublime and sacrificial calling of [parent]hood, both physical and spiritual”?

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  4. Jim says:

    In Malaysia, maternity hospital is, in the Malaysian language “hospital for women victims” so seems like they’ve gotten Horvat (II)’s message of sacrifice. Fortunately, Malaysian maternity hospitals are pretty good so not too many actual sacrifices.

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  5. mjg says:

    According to Wikipedia, Lady Day is celebrated on the Feast of the Assumption, March 25th. They moved a religious holiday for political reasons?? How Convenient…

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  6. @olymagster says:

    I guess “…the empty promises of worldly careers, immorality and …” are fine choices for men.

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