Trump’s Unwinnable Scenario

Comrade Stupid finds himself in the unwinnable scenario again, this time with Stormy Daniel’s impending law suit. As you know, Michael Cohen, Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (and I don’t say that lightly) paid Daniels a cool $130T Ameros to buy her silence (allegedly out of his own pocket, though now he’s whinging about not being reimbursed), but in all the rush, Prznint Stupid didn’t actually sign the agreement, thus making it null and void. Daniels wants to talk about it; there’s money in them thar hills, so to speak.

So if you are Prznint Comrade, which do you do argue:

A) that your agreement to pay hush money to porn star Stormy was a valid and legally enforceable contract, or 2) that there is no contract, and the porn star is free to talk about your affair?

Given that it is already being litigated on the front pages, I’m not sure it matters, but it is unwinnable for Trump and easily winnable for Daniels. Also/too: bonus points if Melania gets out ahead of this and does some disrupting of her own and divorces this dummy.

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10 Responses to Trump’s Unwinnable Scenario

  1. I suspect he’ll approach this version of the Kobyiashi Maru in his own inimitable fashion:

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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  2. roket says:

    Legally he’s utterly screwed. Politically it’s just another peacock feather in his cap.

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  3. StonyPillow says:

    David Dennison’s d*ck pics?

    Eww. No, really. Eww.

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  4. donnah says:

    Yep, the Trump loyalists will cry that it’s old news, fake news, whatever, and Melania is probably locked into an unbreakable marriage contract that keeps her imprisoned at least for the slimeball’s term of pretending to be a president.

    And the true fans will say, “You old horndog, huh huh”.

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  8. Osirisopto says:

    Dick pics? Physical harm? Photos?

    Thank god she didn’t give him a blow job.

    If Cohen wrote the contract Melania can probably find a paralegal or law student to have it nullified.
    They can start by seeing if it’s been signed.

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