News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“This case [Stormy Daniels allegations] has already been won in arbitration, and anything beyond that, I would refer you to the president’s outside counsel.”

Wait. What?

I’m only a sonofalawyer, but if Prznint Horndawg won some sort of arbitration hoo-ha against Stormy Daniels, doesn’t that mean that there is/was some sort of agreement between Trump and Daniels?

Shorter Elmira: “There is no agreement and Stormy is in breach of it.”

I mean, what would there be to arbitrate if there was no contract to dispute?

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Osirisopto says:

    Thank god she didn’t give him a blow job.

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  2. moeman says:

    Stormy was dancing with those 1000 Muslims on 9/11.

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  3. ming says:

    Scientific proof that lying make one eye bigger than the other.

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  4. donnah says:

    Sarah Huckabitch scares the living daylights out of me.

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  5. roket says:

    This is what happens when you use lawyers to pay off your whores.

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