Breaking: Gary Cohn Flees Sinking Ship!

 

More Exciting News From Trump HQ!

Axios:

“Gary Cohn, President Trump’s top economic adviser, is going to leave the administration in the coming weeks. The New York Times, which was first to report the news, says “no single reason” is prompting Cohn to quit but the decision comes after the struggle inside the White House over tariffs on steel and aluminum imports.”

…but TPM/Livewire has the best juxtaposition:

“The news came less than two hours after Trump insisted, at a joint press conference with Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Löfven Tuesday, that “everybody wants to work in the White House” and “I can take any position in the White House and I’ll have a choice of the 10 top people having to do with that position.”

Sure you will, Comrade Stupid. I’m guessing the ol’ Magic 8-Ball will be nominated.

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8 Responses to Breaking: Gary Cohn Flees Sinking Ship!

  1. Redhand says:

    Trump insisted, * * * that “everybody wants to work in the White House” and “I can take any position in the White House and I’ll have a choice of the 10 top people having to do with that position.”

    The only question I have is whether he is actually delusional enough to believe his own lies here. I’m sure he also doesn’t catch the irony of his referencing “the top 10 people having to do with that position,” after installing all the charlatans, thieves, and rank incompetence that he is populated his departments with. Right “all the best people.”

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  2. Redhand says:

    all the charlatans, thieves, and rank incompetence incompetents that he IS haspopulated his departments with. Right “all the best people.”

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  3. roket says:

    Yeah right. And the tariffs will be applied in a loving way as well. *rolls eyes* I suspect this presser will produce many quotes.

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    The pool boy already has a job.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    Neo-Nazis don’t count, Donnie.

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  6. Retiredeng says:

    “Sure you will, Comrade Stupid. I’m guessing the ol’ Magic 8-Ball will be nominated.”
    M8B says: “Don’t count on it.”

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  7. He’s gotta be getting to the Kid Rock/ Ted Nugent area of his ‘list of the best people”

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