News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Notable Infowars supplements salesman Milo Yappingpapaya had to cancel a speech in Scottsdale in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan because of death threats to his person…

“URGENT NOTICE TO PHOENIX TICKET-HOLDERS,” his note said.

“Scottsdale Police informed the promotor and venue for Friday night’s ‘A Night With Milo’ this evening that a credible death threat against my person has been received,” Yiannopoulos wrote. He went on to blame “violent left-wing tactics” for the cancelation, but said that law enforcement in the ritzy Phoenix suburb of Scottsdale had determined his security had been compromised and the risk to his life was real.

 “Consequently, the police have forbidden us from proceeding with this event,” he wrote. “We have no recourse when police make a ruling of that sort.”

Oh, that’s terrible! Why the left should never resort to the tactics of the… wait. What’s that you say, Scottsdale police”

“Scottsdale police said they’d never received word of any threats against Yiannopoulos. In fact, Sgt. Ben Hoster of the Scottsdale Police Department told Phoenix talk radio station KTAR that the department had only learned of the event earlier on Thursday. And by the time someone from the department reached out to the venue, the speech had already been canceled.”

Milo Yappingpapaya played Arizonastan suckas to the tune of $129 Ameros/ticket.

And if you click the link to the article, you will learn all the ways that the fascists in the terrible sand kingdom were planning to rat-eff the police department, and the alleged liberals who allegedly sent in the death threats and so on. My personal favorite?

Solid plan, bro. Cannot imagine what could go wrong with that.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    His fifteen minutes of fame is over, he’s just too dumb to realize it yet.

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  2. roket says:

    Faceplant has a jail?

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Whew. We avoided another Bowling Green massacre.

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  4. Abu Scooter says:

    From that picture atop this post, it looks like Mr. Yabbadabbadoupoulous needs a drink.

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  5. “URGENT NOTICE TO PHOENIX TICKET-HOLDERS,” (all eleven of them, he did not add…)

    For future reference, the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan was remarkably progressive back when it was founded and actually has one of the stronger public records laws in the US. It’s stupid easy to find things like this out. But Milo Yomama is to offing stupid to know this. lucky for him the maroons who would put out their money to listen to his bs are dumber.

    HAHAHAHAH!

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  6. Steve-O says:

    Since this was the third or fourth time Yippy-yappy-opolis was going to speak in the same area, and the third or fourth time he’s canceled due to “threats from the left”, I suspect that he sees this portion of Arizonistan as an ATM. Please notice, there is no mention of refunds to any of the ticket holders.
    For people who claim to be so aware of the vast lies around them, they are total rubes.

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    • Osirisopto says:

      Ticket holders are all guaranteed one time special offers on Prison Planet brand dietary supplements. Buy more and save!

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    • tengrain says:

      Steve-O — I tried for literally minutes to see if there were any mentions of refunds. I suspect this is now part of his grift.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  7. paul fredine says:

    this playing ‘am the victim here card’ is getting awfully tired for milo. i’m guessing he and ann can console themselves over drinks at the spa,

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