My Nose Runs, My Feet Smell, And Jeebus Don’t Love Huckabee No More

Mike (Gomer) and Jetherine (the Gomerette) Huckabee

After a week of such crappy news, here’s a little news flash that shows us sometimes good does win:

“Mike Huckabee resigned after a day as a member of the Country Music Association Foundation Board because of a heated protest on account of his anti-LGBT pronouncements.

“Pushback was immediate after Huckabee, who now films a Christian cable network show in Nashville, was added to the board with praise for his past encouragement of teaching music in schools.”

But, you know, Uncle Sugar couldn’t just slither and crawly off the stage, he had to make a pronouncement:

On Twitter, he described the protesters as “bullies”, while in a longer written statement he complained of “irrational vitriol” and “intolerant and vicious statements”, adding: “I hope that the music and entertainment industry will become more tolerant and inclusive and recognise that a true love for kids having access to the arts is more important than a dislike for someone or a group of people because of who they are or what they believe.”

And of course, there was the biblical stuff, hellfire and tarnation!

“Until recently, the arts was the one place America could set aside political, geographical, racial, religious, and economic barriers and come together,” he wrote. “If the arts community becomes part of the polarization instead of bridging communities and people over the power of civil norms as reflected in the arts, then we as a civilization may not be long for this earth.

Drama Queen loves drama.

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11 Responses to My Nose Runs, My Feet Smell, And Jeebus Don’t Love Huckabee No More

  1. Until recently, the arts was the one place America could set aside political, geographical, racial, religious, and economic barriers and come together,” he wrote.

    Two words for yah, Huckster: Piss Christ

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Uhhmmm, Mike, it may not be long we as a civilization will be choking on your flatulence. Oh, and the woman upstairs just whispered in my ear she has plans for you, something about preaching to a special place in hell.

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  3. M. Bouffant says:

    If your nose runs & your feet smell, you’re built upside down!

    Best thing is that it only took a day. Our patience grows short!

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  4. Karla says:

    “I hope that the music and entertainment industry will become more tolerant and inclusive …”
    translation: Waahhh! They don’t tolerate my bigotry! Waaahhhh!

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  5. osirisopto says:

    I hope the door hit him him on the ass on his way out.

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  6. moeman says:

    He pal’d around with Duggars.

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  7. HarpoSnarx says:

    Uncle Sugah: Physician heal thyself.

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  8. Retiredeng says:

    “I will not tolerate intolerance!”

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  9. w3ski4me says:

    It is “funny” in it’s own way, that Ole Huck accuses the Music Industry of not being inclusive when He is the one suggesting ‘Hell and Damnation’ on those that have different views than his.
    “WE are all one happy family”, as long as you think the way I do? Uh uh!
    Tired of this kind of BS, “I won’t include you in my group” but I’ll call the cops and the news if you exclude ‘me’.
    w3ski

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  10. Sounds like he needs a Safe Space, the poor dear snowflake….

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