Rumors Of The Vestigial Spine of Marco Rubio, Cont.

“My braces are too tight.”

Quinnipiac University polling show us that Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death,  his job performance has fallen to an all-time low!

Rubio’s approval rating is just 38 percent — and 53 percent of Florida voters disapprove of the job Li’l Marco is doing in the Senate.

White Republicans and men (but I repeat myself) are the only groups who approve of Rubio’s job performance and even among GOP voters, “his approval rating is lackluster – 65 percent approve, while 24 percent disapprove.”

You know, Marco, maybe if your positions were more in line with your constituents, they might like you better. Just sayin’.

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4 Responses to Rumors Of The Vestigial Spine of Marco Rubio, Cont.

  1. ming says:

    You may be mistaking that stick up his butt for a remnant of a spine. They can look similar from the wrong angle.

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  2. roket says:

    Guess he shouldn’t have shown up at that Town Hall after all.


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