News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal, InfoWars journalist Jerome Corsi has gone legit!!!

Or maybe USA Today had a bad oxygen flow day when they hired this numskull to write an editorial?

We do not know if anyone at USA Today reads MPS, but if they did they would find a rich trove of Corsi conspiracy theories from Obama being born in Kenya, to being secretly Muslim, to being gay-married to his college roommate, to Michelle Obama being transgendered, to Seth Rich being murdered by MS-13 at the instruction of Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and to Pizzagate. His latest gig is something called The Storm and deciphering clues from Q-Anon.

The guy is a nut and USA Today totally paid him to present the counter-argument to the kids from Parkland who escaped the abattoir. It’s incredible to me that Gannett would try to legitimize this guy.

There is a poll at the end of the article. You know what to do.

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    You must have missed yesterday’s Corsi Conspiracy:

    Jerome Corsi Speculates That Antonin Scalia ‘Was Involved In Pedophilia’ And Murdered By A 13-Year-Old Boy


  2. ming says:

    This is why we have Trump.
    USA Today generally has a bad oxygen flow most days.


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