Breaking: Trump Charges In To Save Kids

OK, that was unfair to Basset Hounds everywhere. Deepest apologies to TBogg’s noble hounds.

Here, Let’s look at this instead:

Yeah, he’d run into an active shooter situation for sure.


(Yeah, I’m back Bitchez.)

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17 Responses to Breaking: Trump Charges In To Save Kids

  1. roket says:

    We’re getting into Kim Jong-un territory now.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Retiredeng says:

    OK. Prove it!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. donnah says:

    Welcome back.
    Trump couldn’t mosey across a golf green, much less charge a shooter. And he wouldn’t risk his life for his own son, much less anyone else’s. He’s an idiot.

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  4. another kiwi says:

    40 quatloos on the dog.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Osirisopto says:

    I can’t wait for trump as Rambo memes to hit the tweeter.

    That would really piss me off, but I’m a liberal.


  6. Steve-O says:

    Sure, he’ll rush in to an armed situation to save children, but how many times would he need to change his pants for clean ones, and would the bone spurs prevent him from ever getting there?


  7. Redhand says:

    Delusions of grandeur territory here. Bigly. But it’s OK. He’s “like, a smart person.”


  8. Karla says:

    Well, if he’ll just charge in unarmed to save the kids, we don’t need to arm teachers then, do we?


  9. ming says:

    I know chicken when I see it.


  10. purplehead says:

    Oh, the Orange Menace has already shown how brave he is in the face of…BLOOD ON HIS BEAUTIFUL MARBLE FLOOR AT MERDE A LARDO.

    The biggest Putz.


  11. Dennis Cole says:

    And here I thought Putz was just his nickname, because he’s such a swell golfer. Learn something new every day, here on the Interwebz.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. osirisopto says:

    He’d better hope the shooter can’t hit the broad side of a barn from inside.


  13. Bruce388 says:

    Other Things Trump Believes:
    Obama was born in Kenya;
    Illegal aliens cost him the popular vote;
    His inauguration crowd was the biggest ever;
    His children aren’t a waste of oxygen;
    There was no collusion;
    He’s not fat, just big boned;
    Mueller’s about done;
    He’s incredibly popular;
    He’s a good president.


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