Wayne LaPierre’s BBQ parties have a different version.
Stay straight prongs. Of course they are.
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I was hoping for LaPierre being turned over an open pit with corncobs in his maw and anus
do they have M-16 chocolate rifles for Easter, yet? If not it’s my idea and I get the royalties.
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Sorry, a.k. I’m bettin’ they already have these in the distribution plants ready to ship out. Sorry about your losin’ out on the royalties. The NRA loyalists are so ahead of you, doncha, no!! Try for Xmas. Yes, AR chocolate tree ornaments. Check it out.
In the spirit of Michael O’Donoghue, I think we should drive those into old Wayne’s eyes….
Pfft…. Wayne LaPierre’s backyard BBQs are a gun free zone. Like the NRA headquarters, like CPAC, like….
Yeah!! So, why doesn’t anyone ask LaPrick & Co. why “Gun FREE Zones”?? Can anyone say “HYPOCRISY” to these ASSHOLES!! SOMEONE, ANYONE!! COWARDS!
when you absolutely, positively don’t feel secure enough to do anything without a gun around.
This is great for the draft-dodgers who WOULD have kicked ass in Vietnam.
Tiny pseudo-penises to hold the corn by penetrating the cob. Is a rousing game of cornhole planned for after dinner, or gladiator movies?
Self awareness is not the ammosexual’s strongest suit.
Also, pew pew, pew, pew pew!
Lovely. Their assault weapons have twin fixed bayonets.
On a bright note, two hair triggers could send competing mini bullets into forked ammo-sex-u-all tongues.
NRA corn holers? Oh, HOLDERS. Never mind.
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