Wanted: Corporate Sponsors To Stroke Insecure Man’s Fragile Ego

Rubbed down to a nubbin.

Jeebus, the stupid parade Comrade Trump wants is seeking funding…

“The Pentagon is considering soliciting donations to fund the President’s requested military parade, which could cost between $3 million and $50 million, according to preliminary estimates from a defense official who spoke with CNN. 

“Because there is currently no money set aside for a parade in the military budget, the Pentagon would likely use those private donations to offset the cost of the non-military components of the event, according to CNN. Budget director Mick Mulvaney said Wednesday that he estimates the parade could cost between $10 million to $30 million.”

Lord Love A Duck, just get the military contractors to fork it over as a kickback. “This stupid show of masculine insecurity is brought to you by Boeing!” (for instance)

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13 Responses to Wanted: Corporate Sponsors To Stroke Insecure Man’s Fragile Ego

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If the Trump administration is organizing this parade then, while it may cost between $10 million to $30 million, we will end up paying between $60 million to $100 million for it.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Who gets the repaving contract, when Pennsylvania Ave. is torn to shreds by the tanks and missile-launchers? My Quatloos are betting on Ryan Industries.

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  3. donnah says:

    I think they should hold a bake sale.

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  4. ming says:

    Seems like there should be some mechanism for congressional oversight on this. I keep saying, Trump is the symptom. Congress is the disease.

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  5. just get the military contractors to fork it over as a kickback. “This stupid show of masculine insecurity is brought to you by Boeing!”

    What and let the Granny Starver pass up a chance to starve a granny or two(million)??? Surely there’s some poor people they can rob to pay for this.

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  6. roket says:

    So, in other words, the tanks and missiles will be plastered with sponsor decals and look like NASCAR racecars. Can’t wait.

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      If I had any photoshop skills at all I would be, at this very moment, putting together a parade of tanks with sponsors like Pampers, Cover Girl and Gerber pasted all over them.

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  7. laura says:

    “President” shithole had his military parade last summer in Charlottesville. Let’s keep reminding him.

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  8. moeman says:

    Just use the leftover inauguration money.

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  9. Bruce388 says:

    “This U.S. Army M1A1 Abrams tank brought to you by TOYOTA!”

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  10. paul fredine says:

    just ask the nra and the arms manufacturers. they’ve probably already got it in their budgets.

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  11. MDavis says:

    Can’t someone put together a video of this proposal, then convince The donald (ow, my brain hurts) that they need to keep him away from the streets but he can watch the whole thing on the video feed?
    Maybe they can get Disney/Pixar to animate it. They even have a reputation of hiding little easter eggs in their films.
    Problem solved! (Don’t I wish)

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