News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal Coach Dave wants to know why none of the wrestlers or football players tackled the kid with the AR-15:

The best part? At 21:45 one of his audience members asks why no teacher tackled the shooter, and mid-rant Coach Dave says that they did and got killed, and then continues to rant why none of the kids tackled him.

It’s a moment that will play on wall at the Pantheon of Dunces for all eternity.

QED, bitchez.

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Football players have helmets and padding, right? Coach Dave might have a point. /endsarcasm


  2. nonnie9999 says:

    Someone needs to put this asshole in a hallway with an active shooter with an AR-15. Let’s see whether he tackles the shooter or just stands there crying and shitting his pants before running away and trying to find a place to hide. I’d put my money on the latter. Fuck all of these pieces of shit who are trying to blame innocent kids and finding fault with brave students and teachers who did exactly the right thing and saved so many lives.

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