News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Alex Jones tells us that the school shooting yesterday was…

…a conspiracy, you know, Soros, the globalists, as a false flag to shift everyone away from David Nunes’ (FISA) memo.

IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE! OPEN YOUR EYES!!1!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    His jacket size is probably the one with the black binding – that would be XX Large. by the chart. I’m just sayin’.

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  2. donnah says:

    Teddy Bear, the porcupine featured below, makes more sense when he talks than Alex Jones does.

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  3. another kiwi says:

    it struck me the other day that if the Globalists were as organised as Jones thinks they are, he would be sleeping with the fishes right now.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He is the worst, the absolute pits. Also, he predicted an Oklahoma City style attack, and this shooting is nothing like that.

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  5. paul fredine says:

    JFHC!!!! ‘multiple sources’? yeah, he and the voices in his head.

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