The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

Posted on February 14, 2018 by tengrain

Brisket, the naughty nun

Last night, many good Scissorheads urgently sent me the TMZ news that Dakota Meyers has split from America’s Sweatheart Brisket™ Palin:

“Sources close to the pair — who married in 2016 and have two daughters together — tell us the two no longer live under the same roof. We’ve done some checking and there’s no evidence either of them has filed divorce docs yet. “

Well, what constitutes “split” then?

“Meyer and Palin are no longer following each other on Instagram — a social media platform they both use regularly. Meyer was the last to post a family pic in early January. Even more significant … the pics they’ve most recently posted have something missing … their wedding rings.”

Wow, I wonder if she gave him back his letterman’s jacket.

USA Today, however, says that Meyers filed papers.

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7 Responses to The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

  1. Ellis Weiner says:
    February 14, 2018 at 8:10 am

    And who can blame him? She refused to take his name, and why? Because she didn’t want to be known as Bristol Meyer.

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  2. Bruce388 says:
    February 14, 2018 at 8:22 am

    Just did some Googling on the Palin clan. Poor Bristol is dealing with her second marriage crashing and burning. Wikipedia says Bristol’s first ex, Levi Johnston, is a model and actor. Who knew?

    Son Track’s marriage crashed, he then spawned with a girlfriend, but that relationship ended with weapons pointed and police involved. In December there was that unfortunate incident where a drunk and medicated Track broke into his parents’ home, wanted Daddy Taahd to shoot him, then proceeded to beat up Taahd. PWI (Police Were Involved) again.

    In happier news, Willow is now engaged. Piper is now sweet sixteen. Trig is nine. They grow up so quickly.

    Here’s hoping the offspring eventually find the same type of loving, supportive relationships their parents enjoy.

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  3. roket says:
    February 14, 2018 at 10:38 am

    Bristol needs a divorce so she can get pregnant out of wedlock again. Bless her heart.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
    February 14, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    Meyer got sick and tired of the 3AM calls from Central Booking.

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  5. paul fredine says:
    February 15, 2018 at 7:03 am

    so the search begins for the next sperm donor (marriage optional).

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