News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Don’t call me babycakes unless you mean it.

Once again, we go to the deep well of crazy and we quaff deeply from Liz Crokin’s strange conspiracies:

Got that? Agents at CAA (Creative Artists Agency) are literal cannibals. Illuminati cannibals. Literal baby-eating, blood-drinking, Illuminati cannibals.

And all this time I thought that agents just ate the 30% off the top.

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One Response to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. paul fredine says:

    she used to work as an entertainment journalist?

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