News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Ambulant vintage mayonnaise, Jerome Corsi, boy reporter for Alex Jones’ Info Wars get’s a scoop! Well, anyway, no one else is reporting this:

Yes, you see, the CIA, put the whammy on the Russian plane that crashed, killing executives of the Russian energy corporation Rosatom to prevent them from testifying against Hillary Clinton and to cover up the Uranium One scandal!

Except for none of it being true (other than a plane crashed is Russia), it all makes perfect sense now.

My favorite (other than hearing Corsi trying to pronounce Russian names) moment is when the host, Owen Shroyer the Cuck Destroyer (seriously, that’s the nickname he gave himself) looks so completely shocked at the revelation, right about at the 50-second mark. You can see the electricity of the revelation just make him twitch.

IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE! WAKE UP!!1!

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. paul fredine says:

    it’s nice to see he’s putting his doctorate in bullshit to good use.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    Quite a story teller. It’s a shame he didn’t go into audio books or something useful like that. It is scary when these people get going and have that gleam in their eyes. I begin to think they even believe this horse shit.
    So few medicating Psychiatrists and so much need for their profession!
    w3ski

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