Happy Hour News Briefs
Ambulant vintage mayonnaise, Jerome Corsi, boy reporter for Alex Jones’ Info Wars get’s a scoop! Well, anyway, no one else is reporting this:
Yes, you see, the CIA, put the whammy on the Russian plane that crashed, killing executives of the Russian energy corporation Rosatom to prevent them from testifying against Hillary Clinton and to cover up the Uranium One scandal!
Except for none of it being true (other than a plane crashed is Russia), it all makes perfect sense now.
My favorite (other than hearing Corsi trying to pronounce Russian names) moment is when the host, Owen Shroyer the Cuck Destroyer (seriously, that’s the nickname he gave himself) looks so completely shocked at the revelation, right about at the 50-second mark. You can see the electricity of the revelation just make him twitch.
IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE! WAKE UP!!1!