Happy Hour News Briefs
Yes, that is our old pal Kevin Swanson telling us that 150+ Gymnasts are to blame for being molested by their coach Larry Nassar, you know, because immodest outfits.
Shorter Swanson: What’s a red-blooded guy to do, amiright? Here’s the longer version:
“Do you really want your daughters involved in a sport that involves a fair amount of immodesty in which red-blooded American male coaches are interacting with these girls? Or, worse yet, where the infatuation of the body eventually effects the lesbian coaches?”
Because he had to get some sort of slander against the ‘Mos if he was gonna talk about straight guys going after little girls.
You may recall Swanson is the guy who said he’d smear cow dung on himself and sit on the church steps rather than attend his own son’s gay wedding (hypothetically speaking: if he had a gay son who was going to have a gay wedding). Dude has issues.