News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Yes, that is our old pal Kevin Swanson telling us that 150+ Gymnasts are to blame for being molested by their coach Larry Nassar, you know, because immodest outfits.

Shorter Swanson: What’s a red-blooded guy to do, amiright? Here’s the longer version:

“Do you really want your daughters involved in a sport that involves a fair amount of immodesty in which red-blooded American male coaches are interacting with these girls? Or, worse yet, where the infatuation of the body eventually effects the lesbian coaches?”

Because he had to get some sort of slander against the ‘Mos if he was gonna talk about straight guys going after little girls.

You may recall Swanson is the guy who said he’d smear cow dung on himself and sit on the church steps rather than attend his own son’s gay wedding (hypothetically speaking: if he had a gay son who was going to have a gay wedding). Dude has issues.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. He IS aware, isn’t he, that women have taken their clothes off for their doctors for over a hundred years…or does he not know, you know, any ACTUAL live human women?

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  2. ming says:

    He’s talking about children and making the case that this type of exploitation is something to be expected from normal adults. You can bet it’s a snapshot of what’s going on in his head.

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  3. laura says:

    Closet case extraordinaire.
    Just a matter of time until the inevitable highway motel rent boy meth-smoking incident quickly followed by fallen sinner forgiven wife standing by televised apology….
    In short, we’ve seen this often enough to be familiar with the story arc.

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