News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Alex Jones breaks it wide open: transexuals are cyborgs and… MANIMALS!

“It’s not a human. It’s something different when you’ve got three parents. And you say, ‘Oh, we just changed some genes over here.’ It changes the whole deal, especially if you start mixing two women.”

IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1! OPEN YOUR EYES!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. another kiwi says:

    Someone has to do a Fartin’ Alex Jones tape. The bulging eyes would go with that beautifully.

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    He strikes me as the kind of guy who would mix two women.

    His wife and his daughter.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    I know a little two year old boy who’s just as beautiful as his mothers.

    And I don’t think he’s quite got his grubbly little fingers wrapped around it.

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  4. My sexuality has been set to “frappe” for a long time, so I’m not sure what he means by “mixing two women”. With white wine at a brunch? Delightful! His definition of a human leaves a lot to be desired. I start to wonder how he even includes himself. He visually seems part bullfrog–no offense meant to bullfrogs. But there are lots of ways to be human that don’t harm anyone, and his way certainly isn’t one of them.

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  5. Marco says:

    The sad thing is that people actually believe this nutcase’s spiel.

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