As everyone probably knows by now, Comrade Trump attended the Bastille Day festivities in the twice-invaded in the 20th century France, and was impressed by the display of military might, without understanding France’s history and why they have such a parade. And, you know, his BAE Vlad has these kinds of parades at the drop of a hat (or invasion of a neighboring country).
Commander Bunnypants, a 5-deferment fraud who doesn’t know the words to the national anthem, has no family in the military, and who doesn’t think POW’s are heroes, has talked with his generals and has requested/ordered something similar.
The Pentagon totally doesn’t want to do this, but if forced, the plan is to stage the event on Veterans’ Day, which comes about a week after the midterm election.
Heh. I hope ALL the Vets get to march/protest. This could be quite instructive to Hair Führer.
UPDATE 1: JUST IN: Military Refuses To Participate In Trump’s Parade, Citing Bone Spurs (It’s Andy Borowitz via Scissorhead Skinny-D)