UPDATED Trump: ‘Before The Parade Passes By…’

“A Strong Man for Troubled Times”

As everyone probably knows by now, Comrade Trump attended the Bastille Day festivities in the twice-invaded in the 20th century France, and was impressed by the display of military might, without understanding France’s history and why they have such a parade. And, you know, his BAE Vlad has these kinds of parades at the drop of a hat (or invasion of a neighboring country).

Commander Bunnypants, a 5-deferment fraud who doesn’t know the words to the national anthem, has no family in the military, and who doesn’t think POW’s are heroes, has talked with his generals and has requested/ordered something similar.

The Pentagon totally doesn’t want to do this, but if forced, the plan is to stage the event on Veterans’ Day, which comes about a week after the midterm election.

Heh. I hope ALL the Vets get to march/protest. This could be quite instructive to Hair Führer.

UPDATE 1: JUST IN: Military Refuses To Participate In Trump’s Parade, Citing Bone Spurs (It’s Andy Borowitz via Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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10 Responses to UPDATED Trump: ‘Before The Parade Passes By…’

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    ” a member of Trump’s transition team had floated the idea of having tanks and missile launchers as part of the parade — an idea the military reportedly shot down.”

    Perhaps, in keeping with the French parade theme, tumbrils could be substituted for the tanks and missile launchers.

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  2. Condi says:

    One wonders if the president* isn’t already planning a second Burning of Washington so he’ll have troops at hand should he decide the mid-terms were fraudulent…

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The called Ronnie Raygun the Great Communicator, I say we all start calling short fingers the Great Compensater

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  4. osirisopto says:

    They should hold it on Halloween because I’m sure Trump will want too dress for the occasion.

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  5. Somone should put a bug in the ear of the Marine Band director and suggest that Sousa’s fine piec The Liberty Bell March would be an excellent choice…

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  6. osirisopto says:

    I wonder, after decades of neglect how well the roads and bridges of DC would hold up under the stresses generated by hundreds of thousands of tons of motorized military vehicles slowly rumbling down the road in a nearly endless procession symbolizing the opportunities wasted by the R’s under their stewardship.

    Despite the embarrassment it would be a hoot if a bridge or two collapsed, or the pavement on Pennsylvania avenue turned into rubble in the middle of the Trumps Folly.

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Trump wanted a big-ass military parade for the inauguration. He was told those 70-ton tanks would destroy DC streets.

      Maybe now he wants those streets destroyed. Ruined streets make it harder for Melania to escape.

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    • Condi says:

      There will be no tanks for exactly those reasons.

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  7. Jim says:

    I’m hoping that the DOD slow walks this stupid idea into oblivion by getting the Orange Monster distracted by something else. Certainly, if it is held it should explicitly exclude tanks and other heavy weaponry. Certainly, if a parade actually is held, I would expect very few people to attend. It would be even worse than his Inaugural parade.

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