Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

It blows.

This ought to come with a trigger warning (and a soundtrack: anything by A Flock of Seagulls):

Besides looking like he has the mange, this shows why Hair Führer really should really stay indoors; he’s clearly had scalp reduction surgery. So much for his much-claimed genetic superiority.

It doesn’t take but a moment for his lavishly burnished pelt to take flight in the windy conditions of runways.

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13 Responses to Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

  1. Condi says:

    The only thing real about the president* is his intense self regard.

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  2. purplehead says:

    I wonder why Cadet Bone Spurs doesn’t wear his MAGA cap while boarding and unboarding his tax-payer funded jet? That would keep the fur from flying.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Foking snowflakes: fat assed, fat bellied, fat cheeks, chins and jowls, thighs, ankles and the backs of their arms; hairless, pink-skin prone to lesions, boils and burns lily white spoiled little weak eyes, weak ears, weaker brains crybaby cucks prone to irrational dependencies upon adolescent fairy tales to justify sex with children, and keep the bed dry at night; and so frightened of the real world they need safe spaces to hang out with each other denying reality, stinking like a restaurant grease pit on a hundred degree day all holding on to their little pee-pees like maybe they’re gonna lose it … I laugh, at the “superiority”.

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    Hey, donnie, use that scotch tape trick you used on your tie. You should be carrying around a roll all the time for emergencies such as this.
    So no one thought to mention this was happening to the doofus.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    Was the surgeon who did the scalp reduction ever paid? Do I even have to ask?

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  6. Sir Nigel says:

    Early graduate of The Hair Club For Men. Voted “Most Likely To Recede”.

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  7. tomshefchik says:

    Like everything about Don the Con, his hairdon’t is a masterpiece of deception.

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  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Aravosis writes SUPER-BALD as if it were a bad thing.

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  9. paul fredine says:

    well, at least now we have an answer to that long asked question: what does a tribble’s butt look like?

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