‘We Interrupt This Blowhard…”

Split Screen

Comrade Stupid was in the middle of praising himself and how he alone was personally responsible for the nearly decade-long market rally when the slide started, and even FOX NEWS CUT AWAY, or better yet went to the much-dreaded split screen!

Legendary Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley sniffed that the Dow is still way above where it was on Inauguration Day, which is true. I will not try to compete with Andy Borowitz’s take: “Trump Considering Firing Dow Jones Industrial Average”

No funeral arrangement were mentioned for when Comrade Stupid will bury his stock market bragging in the White House vegetable patch. Suspect that like all good horror movies, the congenital liar-in-chief will resurrect this lie at some point anyway.

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5 Responses to ‘We Interrupt This Blowhard…”

  1. RobGinChicago says:

    White House staffers have taken to calling the Dow Jones downturn, “Stormy Daniels”, due to the speed at which it went down on Trump.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    The next talking-point-o-the-day is “Thanks, Obama!”

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  3. roket says:

    Always remember kids, the Deep State can be whatever you want it to be.

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