Happy Hour News Briefs
In which White House Adult Day Care attendant John Kelly tells us sumpin’ about the generous offer that Hair Führer made to Dreamers and would-be Dreamers who are gonna be kicked out if the mango-hued shitgibbon doesn’t get his way:
“There are 690,000 official DACA registrants and the president sent over what amounts to be two and a half times that number, to 1.8 million,” he said. “The difference between [690,000] and 1.8 million were the people that some would say were too afraid to sign up, others would say were too lazy to get off their asses, but they didn’t sign up.”
Oh, as a bonus, here’s the quote from Comrade Stupid:
“If we don’t change [immigration] let’s have a shutdown … and it’s worth it for our country. I’d love to see a shutdown if we don’t get this stuff taken care of.”
And remember, what he really wants is a change to legal immigration, you know, no one new from shithole countries, but a lot of white people only.