Jeebus is My Co-Pay

Jeebus weeps

Wealth gospel grifter Gloria ‘Jeebus Jets’ Copeland, one of Comrade Stupid’s spiritual advisors, tells her rubes followers:

“Listen, partners, we don’t have a flu season,” Gloria Copeland said. “And don’t receive it when somebody threatens you with, ‘Everybody is getting the flu.’ We’ve already had our shot, He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. That’s what we stand on.”

“Praying for those who may already have the flu, Copeland proclaimed, “Flu, I bind you off the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot, He redeemed us from the curse of flu.” Those who don’t have the flu, she promised, can protect themselves by simply declaring, “I’ll never have the flu.”

“Inoculate yourself with the word of God,” Copeland advised.”

“Send me your co-pay,” she didn’t add, “Mommie needs a new Benz, the old one is nearly out of gas.”

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5 Responses to Jeebus is My Co-Pay

  1. This is no form of Christianity that I understand. Or wish to understand. It is mental illness and lies.

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  2. roket says:

    He died for our cases of flu? Is that Baptist?

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  3. laura says:

    Glo and her skeezy spouse “old” Marjoe seriously needs to fly commercial.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    Please to tell that to the 30 something kids that have already died from the flu this year, and I’m sure their parents will go for that as well.
    w3ski

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