News That Will Drive You To Drink

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There is no such thing as an accident in Coach Dave’s world: EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, including garbage trucks breaking down.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Poor Coach Dave, he’ll never be an Alex Jones. SAD


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Also, I love how they are pinning all of their hopes on this memo. I mean, it’s four measly pages, what the hell could it contain?


  3. Osirisopto says:

    Uh guys I don’t think that’s coach Dave. He’s wearing a Jesus hat and coach Dave wears one with a cross.

    That’s just the kind of detail the lizard men would get caught up on.


  4. paul fredine says:

    he’s wrong because he’s living proof there are accidents. the condom broke.


  5. roket says:

    Pffft. The CIA was using snipers back in 1963.


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