Bad Signs, Cont.


They got a marketing genius working for them.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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11 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    Numbers 31:17: “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every women that hath known man by lying with him.”

    Hosea 13:16: “The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.”

    2 Kings 15:16: “At that time Menahem, starting out from Tirzah, attacked Tiphsah and everyone in the city and its vicinity, because they refused to open their gates. He sacked Tiphsah and ripped open all the pregnant women.”

    Psalm 137:8-9: “Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is the one who repays you according to what you have done to us. Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”

    Yeah, that god, he loves him some pro-life bigly.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I’m not an expert on the numbers, but I’ve been told that child mortality rates were much, much higher in Biblical times than they are now.And if you ask a good Christian why all those children, born and unborn, had to die they will tell you it was God’s will. So, I’m thinking that even if you add in all the abortions, the child mortality rate is probably still lower now than it was then. Obviously then, the abortion doctors are simply carrying out God’s will.


    • Karla says:

      There are way more miscarriages (aka god-induced abortions) even these days, than there are abortions initiated by humans.


  3. Ten Bears says:

    Divine inspiration?


  4. Condi says:

    …except when He forgets.


  5. A.J. says:

    “Marketing genius”, isn’t the half of it. The Church is in Santa Fe, NM.
    Here’s their home page:
    Note the twirling cross the Marketing genius put at the top of the page. (I guess The Jebus on a swing was a step too far…)


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