Trey Gowdy Is Gonna Spend More Time With His…

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“I will not be filing for re-election to Congress nor seeking any other political or elected office; instead I will be returning to the justice system.” — Trey Gowdy

But you were so close to finally nailing Hillary Clinton, you miserable hack.

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13 Responses to Trey Gowdy Is Gonna Spend More Time With His…

  1. Also, Yondu wants his haircut back.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Well, he did do a specatular job of covering up, even unto the highest halls of congress, Romney and The Retards’ spectacularly failed “9/11” attempt to stage a Reaganesq hostage taking and subsequent Great White Hero riding to the rescue the black man in the white house failed at October Surprise that unfortunately claimed the lives of an ambassador and three Americans abroad.

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  3. ming says:

    I read this lede over at Fluf-Po and figured that dog just sent him a message.

    “Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) announced his retirement from Congress shortly after some of his Republican colleagues were in a train wreck involving a garbage truck.”

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Something just ain’t right about that boy’s head.

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  5. Karla says:

    I also saw this:

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    • Redhand says:

      Either the court slot, or he knows it’s about to hit the fan with “this Rusher thing” and wants to get away from the blast zone. Probably a mixture of both.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    But will his family spend more time with him?

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    • H-Bob says:

      or spend time with someone else’s family (wife, son, dog) !

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    • JTO says:

      I strongly (+ 3 ridiculous adverbs) believe that wives, husbands, children, dogs, towns and states send Republicans to Congress so they don’t have to spend time with them. The problem with this ‘village idiot model’ is that they don’t move away when it is time for the moron to come home.

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  7. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Today DC, tomorrow the Ozarks.

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  8. A.J. says:

    Quit???? At our moment of triumph???

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