Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

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Hey guys, remember the other day when the Russian Usurper was directed by Congress to submit a list of Russian people and companies to sanction as part of The Countering America’s Adversaries Through Sanctions Act (CAASTA)? It was the only part of the act that the Fourth Reich actually obeyed?

And now it can be told: he stole the list from his (and Stormy Daniels’) favorite magazine, Forbes!

“On Tuesday, a Treasury Department spokesperson confirmed to BuzzFeed News that the unclassified annex of the report was derived from Forbes’ ranking of the “200 richest businessmen in Russia 2017.”

“The revelation is likely to invite criticisms of the thoroughness of the Treasury Department’s report and reinforce the notion that the list is primarily a who’s who of the Russian elite rather than an official accounting of Kremlin-linked political corruption as some US lawmakers intended.”

Man, Comrade Trump really is their best subscriber, he knows how to get his money’s worth outta that magazine!

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6 Responses to Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

  1. roket says:

    He’s practicing his dictatorship.

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  2. Nothing says “We really take these sanctions seriously” like phoning in the list to a degree that undermines the validity of the process. Which is what I presume was the point.

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  3. StonyPillow says:

    Billions and billions of rubles – now that’s a real spank bank.

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  4. another kiwi says:

    Like the unwilling schoolboy doing just enough to pass a subject Tr0mp doesn’t want to waste valuable TeeVee watching time. it’s just that his calibration is wrong and he’s getting F’s which is how we know that the system is rigged.

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