Claim Chowder is Served

State of the ‘Uniom’

The Russian Usurper hates, Hates, HATES this photo showing how unpopular he is. Please do not use the photo. Let’s wipe out this photo from history. Be sure to tell everyone not to use this photo.
Putin thanks you.

We did it, fellow Scissorheads!

You may recall that Obama’s first SOTU had over 48M Americans watch!

  • 7 million less people watched the Orange Menace than watched Obama’s first SOTU
  • 2 million less people watched the sociopathic criminal last nite than watched him last Feb for his first speech.

But on the brite side, it was more people than watched Preznint Stupid’s inauguration, so he’s got that goin’ for him.

Hair Führer Donald Trump hates this picture and finds it demoralizing. Please stop using this picture. Tell everyone you know to never, ever use this picture again.

Oh. Wait.

(Yes, these are Nielsen numbers and they include cable and broadcast, but not streaming. I have a copy of the PDF sent from a seekret scissorhead deeply embedded in the media—though the data is public; this Scissorhead wanted us to have it NOW. I keep telling you guys that they measure more than just the Nielsen families!)

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9 Responses to Claim Chowder is Served

  1. the only number where Trump beats Obama
    Payoffs to Porn Stars
    Trump: $130,000
    Obama: $0

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    • Which she now claims never happened….so who and what was the pay off really for? I mean $130K could buy you just about anything up to and including murder.

      So Trump didn’t have an affair with Stormy Daniels, clearly he and his lawyers arranged a hit on someone!

      Is it irresponsible to speculate? It’s irresponsible not to!™

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      • osirisopto says:

        She’s Putin’s enforcer, and that was the first payment on Trumps debt.

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      • osirisopto says:

        She’s his sex therapist. If he pops wood he pays hourly. Since his a hard-on for Clinton won’t go away…

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      • Jim says:

        Her lawyer said “no” ; she publically said “No comment”.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        Number 17 of Carl Hiaasen’s 20 recommendations for sexual relations with a pornstar:

        Don’t assume it will help your credibility if the porn star agrees to publicly deny that you two had a fling, since that’s what you’ve paid her to do.

        It’s a fun read at miamiherald.com. Full of good advice.

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  2. Retiredeng says:

    So, we have 45.6 million views of Trump’s SOTU last night.
    http://variety.com/2018/tv/news/trump-state-of-the-union-ratings-1202682703/
    And, 2016 total votes for POTUS was 124 million.
    http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/2016/results/president
    45.6 is 37% of 124.
    Seems that ~37% “approval” is similar to viewers last night. Not earth shattering.
    63% tuned out.

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  3. paul fredine says:

    yet he tweeted he had the biggest viewing audience ‘in history’. this guy is certainly preoccupied with size. maybe we should get a ruling from stormy on that front (and yes, i did that on purpose).

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