Pop Quiz!

Drink-Up, bitchez!

We note with approval that Sen. Gillibrand is bringing as her guest San Juan, Puerto Rico Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz to the SOTU:

…which ought to make the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon’s short fingers twitch as he sniffles and double-handed grasps at his glass of water.

For 1/17 of 1.5% of you midterm grade, tells us who should invite whom to attend the SOTU as a guest, a pairing that would make the Russian Usurper sweat like a hooker on meth in church at Easter.

In the comments, #2 lead pencils only.

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27 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Maxine Waters and Stormy Daniels, come on down!

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  2. MDavis says:

    I’m no good at this game. I just went straight to Schumer (D, NY) should bring Hillary (and her whole family, if that is allowed) due to her NY ex-Senator status.
    Anyone bringing any cop in serious uniform (Agent K style uniform, say) would be a hoot, as well.


  3. moeman says:

    Rubio should invite Manolo Blahnik


  4. moeman says:

    Elvira Gantry should invite Reba McEntire in he latest commercial attire


  5. Nangleator says:

    Anybody at all should bring President Obama… who should laugh out loud all the way through.

    Alternately, anybody at all should bring Oprah, wearing the feral grin of a hyena finding a defenseless baby on the savanna.


  6. moeman says:

    Is Manafort allowed in with his security ankle bracelet? Maybe he can be Yertle’s date, cuz they’ve met before.


  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Rosie O’Donnell should be there as well.


  8. ming says:

    The first shady Ivanka should invite:
    Bridget Sullivan
    Ninni Laaksonen
    Jessica Drake
    Karena Virginia
    Cathy Heller
    Summer Zervos
    Kristin Anderson
    Samantha Holvey
    Lisa Boyne
    Jessica Leeds
    Rachel Crooks
    Mindy McGillivray
    Natasha Stoynoff
    Jennifer Murphy
    Mariah Billado
    Tasha Dixon
    Cassandra Searles
    Temple Taggart McDowell
    Jill Harth


  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    And don’t forget Frederick Douglass.


  10. JTO says:

    Langston Hughes. In December, a student wrote an essay on how Hughes ghost-wrote the American Carnage Speech based on “Let America Be America, Again.” Is it any wonder I drink?

    In Solidarity, etc etc.

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  11. Steve-O says:

    I need two people who sit next to each other. One to bring Robert Mueller, the other to bring the most convincing “Vlad Putin” impersonator to see if Orangina has a heart attack.


  12. Buttemilk Sky says:

    How about a row of self-made billionaires who despise trump as much as he despises them: Mike Bloomberg, Warren Buffett, Oprah, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Cuban, J.K. Rowling, Elon Musk, etc. And Soros. Gotta have Soros.

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  13. Osirisopto says:

    RGB should invite Beyoncé.

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  14. I just think someone should bring Hillary Clinton . And I would love it if Melania had a Plus One who was age-appropriate and relatively well built.


  15. vasiliy says:

    If the junior senator from New York can invite the mayor of San Juan, the senior senator from New York ought to invite the rest of the population of San Juan. And drop them off at Mierda-a-Lago instead of flying them home.


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