It is an honor to announce that Mayor @CarmenYulinCruz of San Juan, Puerto Rico will join me at the #SOTU. Throughout the crisis in Puerto Rico, Mayor Cruz has shown extraordinary leadership and fearless advocacy for her city.
— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) January 29, 2018
…which ought to make the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon’s short fingers twitch as he sniffles and double-handed grasps at his glass of water.
For 1/17 of 1.5% of you midterm grade, tells us who should invite whom to attend the SOTU as a guest, a pairing that would make the Russian Usurper sweat like a hooker on meth in church at Easter.
In the comments, #2 lead pencils only.