Drink-Up, bitchez!
It is an honor to announce that Mayor @CarmenYulinCruz of San Juan, Puerto Rico will join me at the #SOTU. Throughout the crisis in Puerto Rico, Mayor Cruz has shown extraordinary leadership and fearless advocacy for her city.
— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) January 29, 2018
…which ought to make the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon’s short fingers twitch as he sniffles and double-handed grasps at his glass of water.
For 1/17 of 1.5% of you midterm grade, tells us who should invite whom to attend the SOTU as a guest, a pairing that would make the Russian Usurper sweat like a hooker on meth in church at Easter.
In the comments, #2 lead pencils only.
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Maxine Waters and Stormy Daniels, come on down!
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No Melania should invite Stormy Daniels.
Maxine Waters should invite JayZ.
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Definitely Melania and The Porn Star.
And a few of her “cousins”.
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I’m no good at this game. I just went straight to Schumer (D, NY) should bring Hillary (and her whole family, if that is allowed) due to her NY ex-Senator status.
Anyone bringing any cop in serious uniform (Agent K style uniform, say) would be a hoot, as well.
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Rubio should invite Manolo Blahnik
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Elvira Gantry should invite Reba McEntire in he latest commercial attire
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Anybody at all should bring President Obama… who should laugh out loud all the way through.
Alternately, anybody at all should bring Oprah, wearing the feral grin of a hyena finding a defenseless baby on the savanna.
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Seconded! – Obama’s presence would stick in the Russian Usurper’s craw BIGLY, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the right wing media actually let slip the word ‘uppity.’
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Shout “You Lie!”
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“You get a lie, and You get a lie, and You get a lie…”
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Is Manafort allowed in with his security ankle bracelet? Maybe he can be Yertle’s date, cuz they’ve met before.
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Rosie O’Donnell should be there as well.
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The first shady Ivanka should invite:
Bridget Sullivan
Ninni Laaksonen
Jessica Drake
Karena Virginia
Cathy Heller
Summer Zervos
Kristin Anderson
Samantha Holvey
Lisa Boyne
Jessica Leeds
Rachel Crooks
Mindy McGillivray
Natasha Stoynoff
Jennifer Murphy
Mariah Billado
Tasha Dixon
Cassandra Searles
Temple Taggart McDowell
Jill Harth
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They’re going to need more seats.
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Plus a divorce lawyer
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Anyone and this guy.
https://i1.wp.com/www.legalteamusa.net/tacticalip/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shark-300×300.jpg?resize=300%2C300
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And don’t forget Frederick Douglass.
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Sirius – Trump’s been hearing a lot of good things about him. –TG
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Langston Hughes. In December, a student wrote an essay on how Hughes ghost-wrote the American Carnage Speech based on “Let America Be America, Again.” Is it any wonder I drink?
In Solidarity, etc etc.
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I need two people who sit next to each other. One to bring Robert Mueller, the other to bring the most convincing “Vlad Putin” impersonator to see if Orangina has a heart attack.
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How about a row of self-made billionaires who despise trump as much as he despises them: Mike Bloomberg, Warren Buffett, Oprah, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Cuban, J.K. Rowling, Elon Musk, etc. And Soros. Gotta have Soros.
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RGB should invite Beyoncé.
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There can be only one diva.
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I just think someone should bring Hillary Clinton . And I would love it if Melania had a Plus One who was age-appropriate and relatively well built.
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If the junior senator from New York can invite the mayor of San Juan, the senior senator from New York ought to invite the rest of the population of San Juan. And drop them off at Mierda-a-Lago instead of flying them home.
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