BREAKING: McCabe is You’re Fired’ed

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Preznint Shithole is about to speak!

And we were all expecting a Saturday Night Massacre:

CBS News: Andrew McCabe forced to step down as FBI deputy director

“FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe is retiring from the FBI, CBS News’ Pat Milton has confirmed.  According to Milton, a source familiar with the matter confirms that McCabe was forced to step down. He is currently on leave and will official retire in March.

“McCabe was under considerable scrutiny from Republicans, as special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian election meddling and any ties to Trump associates continued. McCabe took temporary charge of the FBI after President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey earlier this year, and some skeptics viewed McCabe as too close to his former boss.

“After the president fired Comey, he asked McCabe, who was then the acting FBI director, whom he voted for in the 2016 presidential election. Mr. Trump also expressed his anger with McCabe over his wife’s ties to the Clinton family during the same meeting in May, the Washington Post reported last week.

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7 Responses to BREAKING: McCabe is You’re Fired’ed

  1. Aaaand we’re off. (wasn’t he already slated to retire, like ‘normal, tired of this shit, have my 20 years, I’m outta here “grab a beer and pop the exit slide”‘ retire??)

    I’m trying to filk Tom Leher’s old song “Who’s Next” into this

    “First James got the boot, and that was bad, but we got Mueller because of it..
    Then Preet got the boot and that’s ok, he gave Eric S his files any way…
    Who’s next?….?”

    It’s a truly fucked day in the neighborhood when a black humor song about nuclear annihilation seems quaint…


  2. roket says:

    Comrade Preznint Stupid had a choice and he chose to repeat history. How original.


  3. Ten Bears says:

    Retirement benefits career civil servant: meager (though better than mine!)

    Proceeds from booksales, television appearances, wrongful discharge lawsuit:


    • His benefits as asst director of the FBI are pretty nice, actually; hardly what I’d call meagre. He ain’t gonna be clipping coupons, any time soon…also, since he’s only 49, he’ll go on to a much more remunerative career in the private sector for another 20 years.

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  4. John Rogers says:

    Well, this will really scare off those other 13,400 FBI Special Agents from asking awkward questions about that Russia business. Well played, Orange Shitgibbon! Oh, and Devin? Devin Nunes? Start working on that resume. Less than a year to go, baby.

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  5. Redhand says:

    I never dreamed I would want to see any Presidency end more than George W. Bush’s. How wrong I was!


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