Comrade Stupid—the greatest ratings machine at NBC ever had in the past or ever will have in the future, believe me!—made a career out of you’re fired’ing people. He’s A pro, a very big deal to do it before the final commercial break. Boffo box office. Anyway, it seems he tried to You’re Fired’ed special counsel Robert Mueller last summer, badda-boom, badda-bing.
But something went wrong…
We interrupt this post to bring you this special update from Fox News:
Sean Hannity: The New York Times is trying to distract you. They say Trump tried to fire Mueller, but our sources aren’t confirming that!
Sean Hannity, minutes later: Alright, yeah, maybe our sources confirm Trump wanted to fire Mueller. But so what? That’s his right. Anywho… pic.twitter.com/yUIt7Un56d
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) January 26, 2018
We now return to regular programming…
You see, The Russian Usurper doesn’t actually like to do the deed himself, he delegates it to someone else, and the someone else in this instance was White House Counsel Don McGahn, who said Nope. Nada. Ain’t gonna do it. Do it yourself, ORANGE boy! and then threatened to quit himself.
And the pussy-grabber, being the ultimate pussy, didn’t fire Mueller.
OK, kidding aside (not really), White House Press Secretary Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders has denied at least a dozen times that the Preznint was considering firing Mueller. Not very Ninth Commandment, Elmira!
And the other thing to note that is significant is that Comrade Preznint Stupid did this while knowing the world was watching for a cover-up.