News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 26, 2018 by

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I don’t know what is funnier, that Tomi Lahren thinks that Tide pods are a liberal conspiracy, or that Fox News gives this 21-psi, 25-year old valley girl a platform.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Osirisopto says:
    January 26, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Of course they gave her a platform. She’s a stupid blonde white chick.

    It’s fox. They didn’t name it after a small, wild canine.

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  2. roket says:
    January 26, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    She needs better writers.

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  3. supernaturalsnark says:
    January 26, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Well, this just confirms my theory that Trump is making dumb Americans even dumber than they were before. Including Tami. I wish her parents had washed her mouth with soap. Maybe she’d spew less bs.

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  4. Bruce388 says:
    January 26, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    If I watched Fox she’d be a nice break from Newt, Huckabee, and Pat Buchanan, assuming he’s still above ground.

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  5. Infidel753 says:
    January 27, 2018 at 5:19 am

    “Kids aren’t taught boundaries, respect, consequences, or logic” and become “wild animals who think they can do whatever they want and get away with it” — hmm, can anybody think of a 71-year-old man who is in the news a lot and manifests exactly those psychological issues? Apparently it’s not just a problem with the younger generation.

    And of course she has to tie it to permissiveness and changing standards. If kids are allowed to be tolerant of transgender people, they’ll eat detergent. Perfectly logical.

    I don’t know how many kids have died from stupidly eating Tide pods, but I know that half a century ago 58,000 were killed from stupidly submitting to the draft and getting sent to Vietnam. Mindless obedience is always more dangerous than mindless disobedience.

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  6. Sirius Lunacy says:
    January 27, 2018 at 7:14 am

    I could write up an equally bombastic screed and blame it on the fact that our kids are not being taught SCIENCE. Particularly those who are in religious schools or home schooled. And I’d probably be closer to the truth.

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  7. paul fredine says:
    January 27, 2018 at 7:20 am

    tomi lahren. really, america, we’re better than this.

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  8. Ten Bears says:
    January 27, 2018 at 8:13 am

    I keep thinking about retiring Megyn Kelly out of my Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and Megyn Kelly crotch-shots Now On NBC! Kool-Aid jingle and taking it back to Fox but damn, Tomi Lahren just isn’t the crotch-shot Megyn Kelly is.

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  9. Retiredeng says:
    January 27, 2018 at 8:56 am

    Tomi Lahren. The poster child for our dysfunctional society. What a nerve.

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  10. MDavis says:
    January 27, 2018 at 11:02 am

    She thinks kids should be taught “logic”? Is she coming out against homeschooling as done by evangelicals?

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