Because We Love A Good Correction

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

“Run, little Trumpling, run!”

As we all know, yesterday the Russian Usurper had a moment with the press without his handlers and said that he is “looking forward” to speaking under oath to Robert Mueller.

In 3… 2…

White House lawyer Ty Cobb quickly intervened and said, “Mr. Trump was speaking hurriedly and intended only to say that he was willing to meet,” reports the New York Times. “He’s ready to meet with them, but he’ll be guided by the advice of his personal counsel,” Cobb said.

Mr. Cobb’s left eye twitching, he didn’t add, “Dear god, no,” as he reached for the Absinthe.

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2 Responses to Because We Love A Good Correction

  1. Osirisopto says:

    Damn. I should know better than to get my hopes up.

    Of course now that someone’s told the imbecile not to do something it’s only a matter of time.

    Popcorn futures are going through the roof.

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  2. Nangleator says:

    Oath, schmoath… Lie to the FBI either way… and how can he not lie? They could ask him if he’s right- or left-handed and he’d lie.


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