As we all know, yesterday the Russian Usurper had a moment with the press without his handlers and said that he is “looking forward” to speaking under oath to Robert Mueller.
White House lawyer Ty Cobb quickly intervened and said, “Mr. Trump was speaking hurriedly and intended only to say that he was willing to meet,” reports the New York Times. “He’s ready to meet with them, but he’ll be guided by the advice of his personal counsel,” Cobb said.
Mr. Cobb’s left eye twitching, he didn’t add, “Dear god, no,” as he reached for the Absinthe.